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MIRACLE CURE FOUND!!! Recent studies suggest that a daily consumption of Whiskey, Scotch and/or Bourbon may reduce your risk of loneliness and heartache. One expert says, "The magic happens in the fermentation process! It's amazing what we can do with grain these days!" When asked how to obtain this "Miracle Shot" authorities on the subject directed us to The Whiskey Ward where daily "shot" specials are available over the counter/bar.
See list for Whiskey Ward approved Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon. Read what they're saying about us! "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." |
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Whiskey Ward officials warn to use only as directed. Possible side effects may include blurred vision, slurred speech, reduced motor funtions and loss of good judgement.